Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the prom.
Hyde: Oh, boy, who, Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher.
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the prom.
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework. "Nice job." "Good effort." "See me." "I love you." Okay, I made the last one up but the other ones were real.