Jackie: Okay, Michael. I found something out about our situation. This article says that cheating is a symptom of a deeper problem.
Kelso: Deeper problem? No, I don't want a deeper problem. I want a quick fix.
Jackie: Well, too bad. Because I realized that I'm still hurt and angry from all the times you cheated on me. Okay? And that is why I kissed that guy.
Kelso: So what are you saying?
Jackie: I'm sayin', I'm not sorry.
[fantasy: "Theme from Rocky" plays as Jackie and Kelso spar in a boxing ring]
Jackie: [muffled] I'm not sorry! [knocks Kelso down] Come on!
[reality:]
Jackie: Look, now I know why I cheated. You need to read this Cosmo and find out why you did. And I ripped out the boob pictures, so don't bother looking.