Red: Are you laughing?
Kelso: Oh, come on. You're covered in oatmeal! It's funny!
Red: That's it! [Kitty holds Red back as he charges at Kelso]
Kitty: Oh, oh, you know what you should do, Red? Forgive and forget. Turn the other cheek, like Jesus. Be like Jesus, Red.
Red: I can't even think of a punishment big enough for this! But trust me, it's going to be awful. The kind of thing that Harry Truman might order to end a war!