Eric: Oh, Jackie, great. Just the person I was looking for. Look, I've got this itch right above my shoulder. Be a good girl. Give- Give a little scratch.
Jackie: Eric, I came here to talk to you about what happened yesterday.
Eric: Okay, but I can't hear you if you're not scratching.
[Jackie grabs a meat mallet from the kitchen and rubs it again Eric's back]
Eric: Yeah!
Jackie: Things between me and Michael have been weird lately and when Todd kissed me, I guess I just gave in 'cause I felt vulnerable. But I made a terrible mistake. And I was hoping you'd show me some compassion.
Eric: Compassion. Wait, is that the feeling you get when someone just shined your shoes? Because if so, you are in luck. [puts shoes on table] And go.