Jackie: Hey, Eric, um, where's Donna?
Eric: Oh, she's out with Kelso's brother. Which means it's only a matter of time before she calls us from the holding cell.
Jackie: Well, I need a woman's opinion. Eh, you're close enough. Look. I'm just really upset about Michael modeling. I mean, that was our dream together. But for me!
[fantasy: a commercial for a perfume named "Jackie" complete with a jingle]
Eric: Wait, so, um, in your dream you're a model, and Kelso's, um, not there. Whereas in real life, Kelso's a model and you, um, sell cheese. That is... delightful.