Jackie: I know in orientation we talked about theft in the workplace, so I would like to report a theft from my check. Now, I don't know who FICA is but that bitch stole, like, 10% of my money. Also, now, I don't know if you have this key in your typewriter, but when I write "Jackie," I like to dot my "I" with a smiley face. Also, now, I put this in the suggestion box, but- You have something hanging from your nose. Oh, and I want Saturday off. Thank you. Bye.