Kitty: Okay, now, good. How was school today?
Eric: Okay, you know my PE Teacher, Coach Wilson? He had this crusty stuff in the corner of his lip. So Kelso says to him, "Hey, Coach, check out that crusty stuff" Last week, the coach...
[fantasy: as Red and Kitty make out on the couch, Red has a full head of hair]
Eric: Dad? Dad, are you even listening?
Red: Of course I'm listening. And you know what I'm hearing? You need to buckle down. I've told you over and over again that school is so important. What you do now determines...
[fantasy: Kitty is laying down above the couch]
Kitty: Oh, Red, that is so good. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Right there. Ooh. Oh, that hasn't been touched in years.
[as the camera pans out, Red is dusting the light fixtures]