Donna: Where's Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy? [gulps] Well, Buddy got busy.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is popular.
Fez: Yes, and so obviously gay.
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid. If Buddy was gay, he would have been all over me. [off their looks] Well, he would've.