Donna: Why are you looking for a job?
Eric: Everything costs money. Gas, clothes... fun.
Kelso: Dates. Dates cost money.
Fez: No, Kelso, that is prostitution.
Hyde: Dating is prostitution, man. Only you don't always get what you pay for.
Donna: Said the man who's never had a girlfriend.
Hyde: What, you guys don't remember Esther, the biker chick?
Eric: Whatever happened to her?
Hyde: She's dating my uncle.