Eric: Dad, I'm quitting my job.
Red: You're quitting?
Eric: Yeah, I'm quitting. I'm irresponsible, I'm a quitter, and I couldn't kill a cow with a hammer. So what do you say to that?
Red: Well, everybody quits their first job, Eric. It's no big deal.
Eric: What? That's it? I gotta say, Dad, I'm a little disappointed here.
Red: I mean, it wasn't a man's job anyway.
Kitty: Red.
Red: Come on, Kitty, it was a hair-net name-tag, nothing kind of a job.
Eric: That's more like it.
Red: It's just as well. It was cutting into your chores anyway. You did a half-assed job sweeping the driveway.
Kitty: I thought he did a wonderful job.
Red: It didn't look wonderful to me.
Kitty: Okay, then. Sweep it yourself.