Kelso: Pam Macy. Now she's got some knockers, baby.
Hyde: True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's.
Kelso: Yeah, they are.
Eric: You're dreaming. It's like comparing... [Red walks in] Exodus and Deuteronomy both of which have taught us very valuable lessons. Hi, Dad.
Red: Damn dryer's broken. Ah, nuts. I need my vice grips. [exits]
Kelso: Have you seen Pam in a tube top? It's like you're looking at the Grand Tetons. In a tube top.
Hyde: Look, the issue isn't, are Pam's big, right? The issue is, are they bigger than Barbara's? Because Barbara's are bigger than... [Kitty walks in] the walls of Jericho which, as we all know, came tumbling down, right? Hello, Mrs. Forman.