Kitty: Yoo-hoo! Coming down. Now don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in. Eric, honey I thought you could wear this on your birthday. It's nice. You look so handsome in it.
Eric: Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday?
Kelso: It's your birthday?
Kitty: Oh, you never know what's going to happen on your birthday.
Eric: Mom? Mom, do not throw a party for me.
Kitty: Oh, well, listen to Mr. Popularity. Like I have time to plan you a party. [laughs] Oh, um... by the way, your sister Laurie's coming home from college for the weekend. No special reason. She just is.