Jackie: Hey, Michael. I'm really glad you're here. [yawns] Okay! Time to go to sleep!
Kelso: Oh, sleep? Whoa, I thought we were gonna do it.
Jackie: Michael, I invited you over for a sleepover, not a "do-it over". Okay? I told you. We're gonna wait until we're ready. So, uh, go to sleep.
Kelso: No, Jackie, I'm not tired. But, you know... I always get tired right after.
Jackie: Yeah, you don't have to tell me, Michael. Ooh, I know! We'll read out loud. Yeah, I'll be Nancy Drew, and you could be her pudgy friend Bess.
Kelso: Oh, damn it! I'm always Bess.