Jackie: Eric, don't worry about this whole Donna thing. I know a lot of girls who are much more realistic for you. They might be a little heavy, or a little dumb, or have a cockeye, but...
Eric: Jackie, she didn't break up with me, okay? She still loves me.
Jackie: Oh. So you're in the denial stage.
Eric: No.
Jackie: See?
Donna: [enters] Oh, my God, you guys. This has been the best day ever. Jerry Thunder has totally taken me under his wing. And his stories... he's so funny! Oh, Elton John has a boyfriend! Plus, I get to meet Alice Cooper. Here it is. I'm gonna see if Alice'll sign this. Oh, I can't make it to the movie tonight. See you. [exits]
Eric: See? She still loves me.
Jackie: Yeah. Have you met my friend Fat Sally?