Hyde: All right. All right. Let's just act like adults and treat this like what it really is: a divorce.
Fez: Oh, Jackie, you get custody of me.
Hyde: All right. Let's just figure out what you guys owe each other.
Jackie: Fine. I'm not afraid. I'm right, and he's a total moocher.
Kelso: I'm not afraid either. There are laws to protect a man and his van.
Hyde: For instance, the Man-Van Act of 1847.
Kelso: Right.