Kitty: And let's watch some TV, because that makes us all happy. Okay, here we go. The Brady Bunch Variety Hour is on.
Red: Oh, who the hell gave those people an entire hour?
Kitty: Well, I think this program is fun for the whole family. They've got- They've got Charo and- and the rock band KISS. Okay, see? Now, this is nice. A nice family who gets along and sings and dances.
Eric: Yeah, I love the Bradys. Oh, remember that episode where Mr. Brady went completely insane and put bells on all the doors?
Red: Hey, did you see the one where Greg was a real wiseass and Mr. Brady took him outside and cleaned his clock?