Quote from Kitty in Burning Down the House
Kitty: No hair? Red: None. Well, a little. Kitty: Well, what are we talking about here, Red? Is it like Ed Asner bald or Charlie Brown bald? Red: Jeez, Kitty, I don't know. I barely looked. Kitty: Okay, I need a visual aid. Red: It was so uncomfortable. I mean, a toupee's a pretty big lie, Kitty. Kitty: Okay, here. Show me on Wooly Willy. Uh-huh. Okay, uh-huh. Really?