Midge: So it's a stand-off. I won't shave my legs, Bob won't shave his back.
Donna: Okay, ew!
Kitty: You know, Red doesn't have a hairy back, and thank God for that. No offense.
Jackie: Good news for you, Donna. That means Eric probably won't have one either.
Donna: He can't even grow a mustache.
Kitty: Oh, please. Eric's body is bald as can be. You know, I don't even think he hit puberty until about 15. [laughs]
Donna: Really?
Kitty: Oh, he probably won't like that I said that.