Man: [on TV] Brad, how could you sleep with my wife? You're my brother.
Man: [on TV] I'm not your brother. And I'm not Brad.
Red: Holy cow. I didn't see that coming.
Midge: Wait till Rachel finds out.
Red: But Rachel's about to dump Brad for Jeff.
Midge: No! Jeff's in a coma.
Red: Oh, come one, Midge. She can't love a guy in a coma? What the hell kind of love is that?