Kitty: Okay. Jackie, all right, honey. Let's just review. What do you think went wrong with this pie?
Jackie: Too many eggs?
Kitty: No.
Jackie: The pan was too small?
Kitty: Not even close.
Jackie: Is it because Michael doesn't love me anymore?
Kitty: Almost. It's because you were talking on the phone about Michael instead of watching the pie, like you promised me you would this time. Again. You liar. [laughs]