Quote from Red in First Date
Red: God darn! That is a snazzy jacket. Yes, sir. Brown is your color. Eric: Thanks, Dad. [Kitty holds up a camera] No, no, Mom. No, no, no. Red: Order the dinner. A la carte's a sucker's bet. And remember, pull the chair out for her. The small fork is for the salad. And this jacket's gotta last you all the way through college so don't spill any crap on it.