Quote from Eric in Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Eric: [inner monologue] Dear God. I don't mean to bother you on your day off but I promised to help out with Grandma and I have a term paper due tomorrow. So if you could either get her to leave early today or burn down the school tomorrow. I mean, either or, God's choice. It'd really help me out, man. God. Lord. Uh, amen.