Fez: No, she told me she wanted to be my girlfriend and I turned her down.
Hyde: What? Why?
Fez: Because she didn't mean it. She never wanted me before. And now that she's desperate, suddenly I'm the guy for her. But as soon as she's happy, she'll dump me. So I told her to get lost and now she's in tears.
Hyde: Well, what kind of crying is it? Is it like "My life is over" kind of crying or hysterical sobbing like the time Kelso sat on his nads?
Fez: No, it's bad. I tried everything to get her out. I yelled, "Fire!" I made monkey-noises and said, "Wow, that's a gigantic monkey." But no luck. She must be a complete wreck.