Quote from Red in Leaving Home Ain't Easy
Bob: Boy, it was beautiful down there. The ocean, the sunshine, and Disneyworld is a great place to pick up single moms. In fact, I like Florida so much, I'm selling the house and I'm moving there. Kitty: You're selling your house? What if someone annoying moves in? Bob: I bought a condo. And get ready for this, I'm gonna open a bait shop. Red: What a great idea. That way, when the hundreds of other bait shops down there run out of stock, there you'll be. Bob: So you think I'm stupid because I want to open a bait shop? Red: No, of course not. I think you want to open a bait shop because you're stupid. Bob: Well, I didn't come in here to be ridiculed. Red: Then you shouldn't have worn that shirt. [exits] Kitty: Red, you need to go over there and apologize to Bob. He came here all excited about his idea and you just made him feel bad about himself. Red: Yeah, he never saw it coming.