Red: Well, I made Bob go and get the kids. Maybe they'll find the ring, maybe not, either way, I got rid of Bob.
Kitty: I can't believe you lied to me about that ring.
Red: Listen, Kitty. When I got back from Korea, I wanted to buy you the nicest engagement ring ever. But I wasn't making much money. And when I realized how long I would have to save to get that ring, I just knew I couldn't wait that long to ask you to marry me.
Kitty: Well, that's true. I had other offers. Jimmy Callahan used to call me "sweet knees" and he was absolutely right.
Red: So, I bought the best that I could afford and I was going to tell you that we'd get a better ring when we had the money. But then it all went wrong. You loved the ring, you said it must've cost $1,000 and you were so excited. I just couldn't let you down.
Kitty: Red.
Red: But I'll tell you what. If the kids don't find the old one, I'll get you another ring. The kind that you deserve for putting up with me all these years.
Kitty: Well, I don't want you to sell the house.