Christine St. George: Well, I hope you two lovebirds are ready to tell us all about your relationship.
Fez: We sure are. We've been dating so long, we finish each other's...
Jackie: Sentences.
Fez: Well, I was going to say sandwiches, but whatever.
Christine St. George: Okay, here we go. [music plays] What's Up Wisconsin? It's time for our annual Fools for Love segment, and with me today is my assistant, Jackie Burkhart, and her boyfriend, Fez... How do you pronounce your last name?
Fez: Oh, the first five K's are silent.