Red: Steven, you have finally reached that point in your life where you're no longer a dumbass kid. You're a dumbass man.
Fez: Wow. Those dumbass teen years just flew by.
Red: And now that you're married, I'm gonna take you on a rite of passage to the Viking Lodge.
Hyde: Gosh, Red, I don't know what to say. I guess the first thing that comes to mind is, uh, no.