Jackie: Was that Christine St. George? She's my idol! That's who I should be working for! [gasps] We could co-anchor What's Up Wisconsin together. Oh, I could just picture it!
[fantasy:]
Christine St. George: I'm Christine St. George.
Jackie: And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!
Christine St. George: And it's time to ask...
Both: What's Up Wisconsin?
Christine St. George: Coming up today, war, famine, disease. But first, our top story. Jackie St. Jackie is spectacular!
Jackie: And in sports today, I'm gorgeous!
Christine St. George: Oh, this just in. Jackie St. Jackie is the greatest girl ever!
Jackie: I am!
Christine St. George: I know!
[reality:]
Fez: Jackie St. Jackie? I got breaking news. You're freaking nuts!