Fez: What the hell is going on here?
Randy: Well, these guys were supposed to go on a three-hour tour, but now they're shipwrecked. And the sexual tension between Gilligan and the Skipper is reaching a breaking point.
Jackie: This show's stupid. Why don't they just kill the fat one for food?
Fez: I'm not talking about Gilligan ["Jill"-igan]. I'm talking about the new guy sitting in my chair.
Donna: Fez, the chairs are first come, first served. We decided that in the Great Chair Negotiation of '78.
Hyde: Although, that doesn't apply to me. Due to the "If You Sit in My Chair, I'll Kick You in the Nad's" amendment.
Randy: Here, you can have it, I don't mind.
Fez: You'll live another day.
Jackie: Fez, why do you pick on Randy? Based on his hair and his looks, I think he is a really good person.
Fez: I just don't like people who aren't from here, that's all.