Fez: Oh, hi, Jackie. [looks at poster] "Hang in there, baby." And the kitten is hanging. Funny. So, what the hell are you doing in my apartment?
Jackie: Oh, well, since Michael moved to Chicago, he let me have his room. We're gonna be roommates!
Fez: Roommates? Hot diggity! Think of the wacky adventures we will have.
[fantasy: "Fez and Jackie"]
[title: "Starring Fez and Jackie"]
[theme song plays: "We're gonna take the plunge now We're gonna dive right in now We're gonna have it all We don't believe in maybe "Can't" is a word we'll never know Sometimes we'll have our struggles But, oh, baby, oh We're gonna take our chance now Fly by the seat of our pants now When we're divided, we fall And we're really gonna have it all And we're really gonna have it all"]
[title: "And Don Knotts as 'The Landlord'"]
[reality:]
Jackie: Fez, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Catchy tune, though.