Donna: Dad, it's 4:00 in the morning. What are you doing up?
Bob: Spending a little time with the Colonel. So why are you up?
Donna: Eric's calling from Africa. You know, I never realized how nerdy he was until I started spending three bucks a minute filling him in on Battlestar Galactica.
Bob: Well, I'll give you your privacy. I like eating chicken better in bed, anyway. Everything is a napkin.