Quote from Donna in Short and Curlies
Eric: Hey, so, I gotta go. I'm gonna go wrap your going-away present. Donna: Eric, you're the one going away. You didn't have to get me anything. Eric: Yeah, well, I knew you were gonna get me something, and I didn't want this to be awkward again like, you know, Christmas. Donna: Well, I did get you something. [Eric runs inside] Oh, crap, I didn't get him anything. He leaves in three days. Hyde: Oh, well, why don't you just get him an ultimatum? It's free. You don't have to wrap it. It'll totally make him wish he was dead. Donna: Yeah. Well, it's between that or one of those shirts that makes him look all muscley.