Quote from Red in 2000 Light Years from Home
Eric: Dad, how am I supposed to pay for college? Red: Look, with this damn mild winter, nobody's muffler rusted. I tried to rust them. I went out at night and sprinkled salt all over the streets. Kitty: Not my good kosher salt? Red: Yes, Kitty, I sprinkled the streets of Point Place with your half-pound bag of salt.