Jackie: Michael, you should have gotten the room with the bathroom. You earned it by being born better looking.
Kelso: Oh, well, I could have had it, but Fez said that there were evil spirits in there, so I made him take it. Sucker.
Hyde: Man, I can't believe you fell for that. Especially after that time he told you evil spirits lived in that hot dog and then you gave him that.
Kelso: Wait, are you saying he's tricking me?
Jackie: Foreigners always lie. That's how the Indians tricked us into buying New Mexico.