Donna: Why do you think Kelso didn't choose us?
Kitty: Well, picking godparents can be very nerve-racking. When Laurie was born, we agonized over that decision for weeks.
Red: And we chose well. Mike and Cookie were good people.
Eric: Wait, so, who are my godparents?
Kitty: Well, they're the... [mumbles] The Hoffenschnoppers.
Eric: I'm sorry, the who?
Kitty: The Hingingloobers.
Eric: Okay, I think you just said the Hoffenschnoppers, and then you said the Hingingloobers. And I'm not sure, but I don't think we know any Hoffenschnoppers or Hingingloobers. Come on, what's supposed to happen to me if you guys die?
Red: Maybe you'll finally move out and get a job.