Eric: [to video camera] Oh! Hello, America, and welcome to Eric Forman's journey to happiness. Not to be mistaken with Eric Forman's journey to Fatso Burger, or Eric Forman's journey to pee behind the Piggly Wiggly, which... [chuckles]... you just saw earlier. I'll tell you, being on the road like this really makes you feel like a man. [tire bursts] [screams] I guess I'll just have to edit that part out later.
[later:]
Eric: [to video camera] Okay. I think what we've learned today is that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress. She caresses your tire with her asphalt hand one minute, punctures it the next. But, hey, at least that didn't stop me from making it out of Point Place.
[Eric notices a sign behind him saying "You're now leaving Point Place", so he turns the camera away]
Eric: I think what we've learned today is that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress. But, hey, at least that didn't stop me from making it out of Point Place.