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Quote from Kelso in Can't You Hear Me Knocking

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Hyde: It's a great present, guys. I especially like the teeny white paper you all wrapped it in.
Kelso: Yeah, the only thing that could ruin today is if the Russians set off that Russian death ray that's pointed at the White House. No, seriously. No, I read about it in a magazine.
Eric: Kelso, that was The Flash, and it is a comic book.
Fez: I love comic books. I wish I had thought bubbles. [looks up] You see anything?
Hyde: Kelso, the Russians don't have a death ray, but they do have a stupid ray and it's pointed directly at you.
Kelso: No, the Russians do have a death ray, and I'll prove it. [dials phone] Operator, give me the White House.
Eric: Kelso, I'm not allowed to make long distance calls without permission.
Kelso: Oh, awesome, I'm on hold, and they're playing that theme song to the President.
Eric: Hail to the Chief.
Kelso: Thank you, Eric, but I'm trying to enjoy the President's theme song.

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