Instructor: Good, Donna-san. Jackie-san, would you like to try the move that Donna-san just performed?
Jackie: Ugh. But none of this self-defense stuff applies to me. Okay, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Everyone loves me.
Instructor: You don't understand. I am a stranger who wants to hurt you.
Jackie: I'm not buying it.
Donna: Okay, Jackie, let's say he's not a stranger. Let's say he's someone who already hurt you. Like Hyde.
Jackie: What about him?
Donna: Well, you asked Hyde for a tiny glimmer of hope that you guys would end up married one day. But he said, "I don't know." "I don't know." As if Jackie Burkhart weren't special at all.
Jackie: Watch it, Donna.
Donna: I mean... I mean, I thought Jackie Burkhart was special. But according to Hyde, you're no better than me.
Jackie: All men are bastards! [attacks instructor] That jerk didn't want me! I'm better than everyone! Hyde, you've lost the best thing when you lost me! And it's not Jackie-san! It's Jackie! Just Jackie! Nothing more than Jackie! Get it right, Dork-san! Oh, I love karate.