Quote from Jackie in Surprise, Surprise
Hyde: Look, in my town there are two rules. One, don't date Kelso. Two, don't date Kelso.
Eric: Yeah, it even says that on the sign when you drive into town. "Welcome to Point Place. Don't date Kelso."
Donna: The high school band spells that out during half time.
Angie Barnett: Look, I'm not dating Michael. We went out one time, but it's not gonna happen again. I need a guy who can eat a bread stick without pretending it's a cigar first.
Jackie: Okay, the thing is, Angie... Michael's like chocolate cake, okay? It looks good in the bakery, but when you take it home, it sleeps with all your friends.