Red: Eric. I found this in the garage and I want an explanation.
Eric: Okay, when people write stories and glue the pages together, it forms what we call a book.
Red: I don't want The Joy of Sex polluting my house. The Joy of Sex. What a load of crap.
Hyde: That book's for perverts, Red. You should give it to me so I can sell it to Fez.
Kitty: Red, the book is mine. I put it in the garage so you would find it.
Red: Uh-oh. I'm late for work.
Kitty: No, no, no. I am serious. It's high time you and I put some zip back in the bedroom.
Eric: Eww!
Red: I got a great idea. We'll put a TV in the bedroom, there's your zip.