Quote from Eric in Mother's Little Helper
Eric: Hey, what's for lunch? Kitty: Well, I was thinking of making something, but that would mean I would have to look at a cookbook, and I don't like to learn new things from books. Eric: Yeah, so is lunch off, or... I mean, what's the lay of the lunch land, here? Red: I don't see why I have to read a book on bodily functions. I've never read a book on eating, yet I'm extremely well fed. Eric: But I'm not. Could I get, like... Seriously, like a sandwich or... Kitty: Well, you know what? Nobody is eating unless you give this book a try. Until then, I quit cooking. [exits] Eric: Wow, I can't believe I'm asking you this, but please have kinky sex with my mother.