Quote from Midge in The Seeker
Bob: Midge, what are you doing here? Midge: I came to see Donna. Who's the amazon? Bob: Oh. This is my, uh, friend. Pamela: Friend? I don't think so. Hi, I'm Pam, the best thing that ever happened to him. Midge: I'm Midge, the second-best thing that ever happened to him.