Fez: Waiter, I'm rich. And as a rich man, I have much more money than you.
Eric: Fez, I'm really not in the mood.
Fez: Hey, sometimes I'm not in the mood to count all my money, but I do it anyways because I am a fat cat.
Eric: Yeah, well, your bow tie is starting to unclip, fat cat.
Fez: Unbelievable. They come to this country, we give them a job... They're just so ungrateful.
Christy: I'm Christy. And you are?
Fez: Ferrari. Fez Ferrari.