Quote from Eric in Happy Jack
Eric: Okay, okay. Okay, something happened. And I think it's safe to say that it was certainly in the area of horrific. Like war, or when my mom sings "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" while she vacuums. Fez: What happened? Eric: Well, we all know that as a young man in the prime of his life, I have some needs. Fez: Amen, brother. Hyde: Wait a minute. This is the prime of your life? You live at home with your mommy and you have to wear a name tag at work. Eric: Anyway... Today, at the house of the woman that I was theoretically going to marry, I had some needs that I felt it necessary to take care of right then and there. Hyde: In her house? Why don't you just do it at the bus station like the other degenerates? Eric: It's... I... You know, I don't know. There I was, there the bathroom was. It was like two trains passing in the night. Fez: That's beautiful. Eric: You know, it kind of was. And then Donna walked in.