Hyde: Kelso. You leave for the police academy tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing gasoline and matches so you can burn that one down, too?
Kelso: No, I don't need gasoline to burn stuff down. All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision. Anyway, I'm not going. I decided I didn't wanna be a cop.
Eric: But, Kelso, I thought you wanted to impress the mother of your child and give your life a purpose and... Pull over girls for speeding while foxy.
Kelso: No, I got my reasons. I mean, I don't wanna leave when things are going so good for me and Brooke. Plus, blue isn't a very good color for me.
Fez: What, are you crazy? You take blue to a whole new level.
Kelso: All right, let's go blast some cows.
Hyde: Whoa, all you talk about is being a cop, you haven't focused on anything this hard since you thought you heard your name on Led Zeppelin II.
Kelso: It's in there. In "Whole Lotta Love" he clearly sings, "Kelso lotta love."