Donna: Dad, you think this is a good idea?
Bob: No. I suggested we get him fixed like a dog.
Kitty: Counseling can be extremely beneficial. I knew two boys who were about to marry their sweethearts. One boy went to counseling and one didn't. And the one who didn't go to counseling died.
Bob: I'll tell you, if Midge and I had counseling, it might have saved our marriage.
Red: Of course, not sleeping with degenerates from the pool hall would have helped, too.