Eric: Okay, look, so I'll just tell you what my mom says, okay?
Donna: Okay, just make sure she doesn't know you're talking about us. Tell her you have a friend. A Canadian friend. Who lives in an igloo so she can't call her.
Eric: Donna, I think I know how to be subtle.
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Eric: Mommy, Mommy, Donna might be pregnant!
Kitty: Did she trap you? We'll move you away. We won't play her game.
Eric: No. No, it's nothing like that. It's just, I had to tell someone. Hey, promise me you won't say anything to Dad.
Kitty: Fine, I promise. Oh, this is all my fault. I should never have been intimate with your father while you were in the crib next to the bed.