Jackie: Guys, I have very exciting news. I'm in a mentor programme for little girls, kind of like a Big Sister thing. And there's someone here who's very anxious to meet you. Come here. Isn't she cute? I call her Little Jackie.
Colette: For the last freaking time, my name is Colette.
Jackie: I'm trying to like her, she's just a little mouthy.
Donna: Jackie, why would you be a Big Sister?
Jackie: Well, it's a community service project for school. It was either this or helping out at a senior center. And you know how gray hair gives me nightmares.
Colette: Can I leave now? There's nothing to do.
Jackie: Here, take these pictures of me and put them in order of cuteness, from "Very cute" to "It's just not fair she's so cute."
Colette: Lame, lamer, lamest.