Red: And that's what really happened in Vietnam.
Boy: I don't understand.
Red: Neither do I, kid. Neither do I.
Kitty: Okay, little boy, time to say goodbye to Santa.
Boy: What's an ambush?
Kitty: It's a pretty bush with yellow flowers.
Red: Kitty, I gotta tell you, I'm good with kids. I really taught him something. You know, I think I'm beginning to feel the Christmas spirit.
Kitty: Well, I'm glad, Red. But let's try telling a Christmas story where nobody gets caught in a firefight.