Quote from Kelso in We're Not Gonna Take It
Eric: I'm here to apply for the waiter position. Kelso: Roy, that's the guy I was telling you about. Eric: Oh. Roy: Well, I don't think we can hire a waiter who's got a disease that spreads through food. Kelso: Roy, he really doesn't like to talk about his death-a-food-a-spread-itis. Hyde: Death-a-food-a-spreada what? Who are you, Elmer Fudd? Kelso: All right, fine. He doesn't have a disease.